A few years ago we published our cookbook "From the Galley Of..."
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Galley-Anniversary-Collection-Seafarers-Recipes-ebook/dp/B00IVIF0N0/ref=sr_1_9?keywords=ocean+cruising+Club&qid=1567533092&s=gateway&sr=8-9
This book was very successful and besides being quite amusing, and a good read overall, it also broght some money into our coffers.

We all have stories to tell! So, perhaps we should put together a book of amusing short stories and anecdotes. 
Something along the lines of "A fish up my sleeve and other stories".
So, if you would please post your stories, poems or whatever here, and also book title suggestions, let us see what we can put together. I am sure this would appeal to a wider audience.
If you want a byline/credit, include your name and boat name at the end.
As to length, think "short story", and perhaps a max of 2,000 words.

if you have illustrations or photos (will print black and white) you would like to include, please email these to me.

I will kick this off with "A Fish up my Sleeve" - see below
:)